英文圣诞搞笑短信

　　英文圣诞搞笑短信

　　1、想念你的笑，想念你的外套，想念你白色袜子，装满圣诞的礼物。

　　Miss your smile， miss your coat， miss your white socks， filled with Christmas presents。

　　2、你还没收到礼物吗？那就快去睡吧！你的饱嗝声吓着圣诞老人了。

　　You haven't received the gift？ Then go to sleep！ Your satisfied ge scare Santa Claus。

　　3、你吃的挺胖，你装的挺像，你插着钢笔，不会算帐，就会晚上尿炕！圣诞节快乐！

　　You eat very fat， you like， with pen， you won't get， will night urine kang！ Merry Christmas！

　　4、知道圣诞节是谁的节日吗？不知道，是你的节日嘛，是圣诞节啊！笨蛋。

　　Who know that Christmas is the festival？ I don't know， is you of festival， Christmas！ A fool。

　　5、心在飞扬，情在高昂。平安夜让我们一起，去聆听圣诞的钟声好吗？

　　Heart in float in the sky， feeling high。 Christmas Eve let us together， to listen to the ding of the Christmas？

　　6、圣诞节，把袜子翻过来，里朝外，挂在床边，整个世界便都是你的礼物。

　　Christmas， flipped the socks， inside out， hanging in the bed and the whole world is your gift。

　　7、圣诞老人，快点给礼物，不然的话，我在炉上装陷井，让你知道我的厉害！

　　Santa Claus， hurry up to give gifts， otherwise， I'm in a furnace with traps， and let you know my severe！

　　8、平安夜我们去聚餐，圣诞夜我们去唱歌，狂欢夜我们去蹦迪。我要我们在一起！

　　We go to dinner on Christmas Eve， Christmas Eve we sing， carnival night we go to the disco dancing。 I want we are together！

　　9、我的每一下心跳想你一次，直到我生命休止，心不再跳动！我爱你！圣诞快乐！

　　My every heartbeat miss you once， until my life rest， the heart no longer beating！ I love you！ Merry Christmas！

　　10、孩子，我是圣诞老人，有一份圣诞大礼要送给你。什么……你们家没有烟囱？还不去买！

　　Children， I am a Santa Claus， there is a Christmas gift for you。 What…… No chimney in your family？ Don't buy！

　　11、亲爱的圣诞节快乐，你知道我是谁吗？这个问题对你来说也许不重要，但对我很在意哦。

　　Dear merry Christmas， do you know who I am？ This problem may not be important to you， but for me is very care about oh。

　　12、这些天来一直有个问题困惑着我，你明明不是鸡，为什么人人都要祝你圣诞快乐呢？

　　These days there has been a problem bothering me， you can not chicken， why everyone want to wish you a merry Christmas？

　　13、你的礼物实在太重了，鹿车拉不动，只好亲自送了，记得等着我，等着我说圣诞乐！

　　Your gift is too heavy， deer car， had to personally deliver， remember to wait for me， waiting for me to say happy Christmas！

　　14、圣诞快乐！并不是只在特别的日子才会想起你，但是圣诞节的时候一定会让你收到我的祝福！

　　Merry Christmas！ Not only in the special day will think of you， but Christmas time will let you received my blessing！

　　15、你怎么才起啊，快睁大眼睛，昨天夜里我爬上你的床，在你枕头下藏了一件很特别的礼物哦！

　　How do you to begin， quick zheng big eyes， last night I climb on your bed， hide under your pillow with a very special gift！

　　16、岁月如诗，句句悠扬。友谊如歌，余音绕梁。温馨季节，思念满怀，愿你圣诞快乐！

　　Time such as poem， rising and falling。 Friendship， such as song， lingering。 Warm season， missing is full， I wish you a merry Christmas！

　　17、这是我3天后发给你的信息……别偷看噢……叫你别看……还看……祝你圣诞快乐！

　　This is the information I sent to you after 3 days…… Don't peep oh…… Call you don't look at…… Also see…… Wish you a merry Christmas！

　　18、柔柔的白雪在圣诞的夜空飞舞，想你的心情依然如故，只是你也如我一样想你想我吗？

　　Soft white snow in the Christmas night sky flying， think your mood is still the same， just you also like I think you want to me？

　　19、圣诞节又要到了，希望今年的圣诞节能和我爱的人一起过。想问你，你愿意当我爱的人吗？

　　Christmas is coming again， hope this year's Christmas and I love the people together。 Want to ask you， would you be my love？

　　20、喜欢你是很久远的事了，真的好想在这个圣诞之夜与你共跳华尔兹，伏在你的身边轻轻地说，我好喜欢你。

　　Like you is very long， really want to in the Christmas Eve with you waltz， fu beside you gently say， I love you。

　　21、圣诞树点燃了，无数的星辰亮起，天空下写下你的名字，当流星划过时，也把我的思念与祝福一同捎去。

　　Christmas tree lit， countless stars light up， write your name under the sky， when the meteor across， and wishing me take together。

　　22、在这迷人的圣诞，你躲在家里生蛋蛋，生了一堆恐龙蛋，还有一只小鸡蛋，猪，圣诞快乐！

　　In this fascinating Christmas， you hide in the home have balls， gave birth to a pile of dinosaur eggs， and a small eggs， pig， merry Christmas！

　　23、当钟声响起，我就是你的！别讲错了，不是婚礼上的钟声，是圣诞的钟声，而我是你献给礼物的人。

　　When the bell rang， I was you！ Don't speak wrong， not wedding bells， the ding of the Christmas， but I am a man of you to present。

　　24、你怎么才起啊，快睁年夜眼睛，昨天夜里我爬上你的床，在你枕头下藏了一件很特其余礼品哦！

　　How do you to begin， quickly opened the eyes of the eve， last night I climb on your bed， hide under your pillow a very special gift！

　　25、在这时髦的大好日子里，我有万千祝福而无从说起，只想很老土的向你说四个字：圣诞快乐！

　　In this stylish good day， I have myriad blessings and don't speak， I only want to say to you is very old-fashioned four word： merry Christmas！

　　26、想着你啊真是美，塞过新疆的烤羊腿。思念的你啊虽然胖，但是在我心中有份量。圣诞节快乐哦！

　　Thinking of you is really beautiful， plug in xinjiang roast leg of lamb。 Miss you ah， although fat， but have a weight in my heart。 Merry Christmas！

　　27、白雪儿飘飘，鹿铃儿敲敲，甜蜜的平安夜又来到，快乐的圣诞节多美好！老大，辛劳了一年闲闲乐乐吧！

　　The white snow fluttering， lu ling knock， sweet Christmas Eve went to a wonderful happy Christmas！ Boss， hard work for a year idle idle lele！

　　28、圣诞节快乐！看短信的快把礼物送来，不然你这个圣诞夜会坐立不安咯，听到没有，别笑大傻瓜！

　　Merry Christmas！ Quick look at the messages sent gift， otherwise you will be on pins and needles， this Christmas Eve heard no， don't laugh big fool！

　　29、一天我擦亮阿拉丁的神灯，灯神说：我会满足你一个愿望。我说：请祝福正在看短信的人圣诞快乐！

　　One day I polished Aladdin's lamp， genie said： I will meet you a wish。 I said： please bless the person who is reading is a merry Christmas！

　　30、快把你的袜子脱下来给我，我要当圣诞老公，把我整颗心的祝福都倒给你啦，乖，别太感动，圣诞快乐。

　　Quickly give me your socks off， I want to be a Christmas husband， pour my whole heart blessing to you， lovely， don't be too touched， merry Christmas。

　　31、有句话每年圣诞我都想说，可是苦于没有机会。现在我实在憋不住了，请把你留在我沙发上的袜子拿走！

　　A sentence every Christmas I want to say， but with no chance。 Now I was true to can not contain any more， please take you in my sofa socks！

　　32、送你一棵圣诞树，树根是健康的体魄，树干是幸福的家庭，树枝是顺心的事业，树叶是美满的爱情。

　　Send you a Christmas tree， the root is a healthy body， the trunk is a happy family， the branch is in almost every cause， the leaves is a happy love。

　　33、如果你现在一个人，我祝你圣诞快乐，二个人那也祝圣诞快乐，如果是一伙人，请告诉我，你们在什么地方。

　　If you are a man， I wish you a merry Christmas， two people that also wishing you all a merry Christmas， if it is a group of people， please tell me， where is you。

　　34、我想在你最乐意时说出我的心里话，浪漫的圣诞夜里机遇来了，你兴奋得像头小猪，生气时更像，哈哈。

　　I want to tell me the truth when you most willing to， a romantic Christmas Eve opportunity comes， you like the pig with excitement， more like when angry， ha ha。

　　35、因为你的存在，这一天是有更特别的意义，因为可以和你一起相约在树下许下一个共同的心愿，让我们相爱一生吧。

　　Because of your presence， this day is more special significance， because can meet with you under the trees make a common wish， let's love life。

　　36、小巫婆，圣诞节又要到了，我有祝福给你，希望你不要再笨了呆了，要可可爱爱的哦，哎呀，反正就是你要过的比我幸福就对了哦。

　　Little witch， Christmas is coming again, I have a greeting to you, hope you don't stupid to stay again, can be lovely love oh, oh, it is you to be happier than me。

　　37、古人会生蛋！不信？其实我也不信，可现在圣诞到了我不得不信，古人如不会生蛋何来圣诞节？嘻嘻圣诞快乐。

　　The ancients would lay eggs！ Don't believe it？ In fact, I don't believe, but now after Christmas I had to believe, the ancients such as raw eggs no Christmas？ Wish you a merry Christmas。 Hee hee。

　　38、禽流感没有把你吓倒，鸡瘟更没能磨灭你为家族延续而勉力的精力，见你又毅然决然走进产房，我默默的祝福你：生蛋快乐！

　　Bird flu did not frighten you, roup failed to kill you more for the family struggled to energy, see you again has decisively into the delivery room, I silently blessing you： happy eggs！

　　39、平安夜，报平安，今夜如果祥和的旋律从你的梦中流过，那么你是否想到，那是我跨越关山千万重来入梦，送给你我最真挚的祝福！

　　On Christmas Eve, report peaceful, if tonight the peaceful cantus transflux from your in a dream, so do you think, that's my across the mountain must fall asleep again and send to you my most sincere wishes！