男女之间的计算公式

男女之间的计算公式

  充满调侃和幽默的两性关系,男女之间也能通过公式来计算

  浪漫数学 [ROMANCE MATHEMATICS]

  精明的男人+精明的女人=浪漫

  精明的男人+愚蠢的女人=私通

  愚蠢的男人+精明的女人=婚姻

  愚蠢的男人+愚蠢的女人=怀孕

  购物数学 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS]

  男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元的东西

  A man will pay for a item he needs

  女人总是花1元钱买她不需要的价值2元的东西

  A woman will pay for a item that she doesn t need

  一般方程与统计 [GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS]

  女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心

  A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

  男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来

  A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

  成功男人的标志是 挣的钱比他妻子花掉的还多

  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

  成功女人的标志是她找到了这样一个丈夫

  A successful woman is one who can find such a man

  幸福 [HAPPINESS]

  要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱(爱情名言 www.yiqig.com )

  To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little

  要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你必须尽量多爱她, 但绝不要试图去理解她

  To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

  改变嗜好 [PROPENSITY TO CHANGE]

  女人嫁给一个男人, 期望着他会发生改变, 但他并没有变化

  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn t

  男人娶了一个女人, 期望着她不会变化, 但她却改变了

  A man marries a woman expecting that she won t change, and she does

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