2021另类搞笑圣诞祝福语+中英文版经典语录

  1、主耶稣福音:要善待给你发短信的人,要常请他吃饭,陪他去玩,买礼物给他,将罪恶的金钱花在他身上以赎罪,主耶稣爱你!阿门!平安夜快乐!圣诞快乐!

  2、对不起,没法给你送上一份圣诞礼物,其实那夜我真去了,可是我带了太多的祝福被卡在烟囱中间了,所以现在只能给你一份迟到的祝福:圣诞快乐

  3、不要羡慕爸,爸只是神话。不要忽略妈,妈当年一朵花。不要迷恋哥,哥只是传说。不要恶搞姐,姐会让你吐血,圣诞到了,不要忘记圣诞爷,圣诞爷会给你落下一只鞋

  4、孩子,我是圣诞老人,有一份圣诞大礼要送给你。什么……你们家没有烟囱?还不去买!

  5、当钟声响起,我就是你的...别想错了,不是婚礼上的钟声,是圣诞的钟声,而我是你欠给礼物的人!

  6、考虑到4小时之内将会有铺天盖地的祝福短信堵塞网络,一向有远见聪明的我提前恭祝圣诞快乐、新年快乐!

  7、如果每年的今夜有一个很肥的老人从窗口跳进来抓住你,把你装进袋子里,你不用担心,因为我想要的圣诞礼物就是你。

  8、为答谢多年来关心支持特在圣诞前大酬宾!凡在我心中有一定地位的人都将获得由我提供的价值人民币一毛的圣诞短信一条。

  9、当午夜钟声响起的那一刻,我想对你说我当面不敢说的三个字,别想歪了,今天不是情人节,而是圣诞节,我最后决定用短信的方式对你说:礼物呢?

  10、你一笑,狼都上吊,你一站,臭味弥漫,你一出汗,虱子灾难,你不打扮,比鬼难看,你一叫,鸡飞狗跳,只有剩蛋,所以祝你圣诞(剩蛋)快乐!

  1.It seems that Christmas time is here once again, and it is time again to bring in the New Year. We wish the merriest of Christmas to you and your loved ones, and we wish you happiness and prosperity in the year ahead.圣诞节转眼又到,又该迎接新的一年了。我们向你及你的亲人们致以最美好的圣诞祝福,愿你在新的一年里事业兴旺,幸福美满!

  2.Christmas time is here. I hope you have a wonderful New Year. May every day hold happy hours for you. 圣诞来临,祝新年快乐,愿你时时刻刻幸福欢乐!

  3.May your Christmas be filled with special moment, warmth, peace and happiness, the joy of covered ones near,and wishing you all the joys of Christmas and a year of happiness. 愿你的圣诞充满温馨,祥和,与亲人团聚的快乐,祝圣诞乐陶陶,新年乐无限。

  4.Warm greetings and best wishes for happiness and good luck in the coming year. 衷心祝福来年快乐、幸运!

  5.Christmas should be a time of banked-up fines, the scent of flowers and wine, good talk, good memories and loyalties renewed. But if all else is lacking - love will do. 圣诞是这样美好的时光:炉火熊熊,花儿芬芳,醇酒飘香,殷殷祝福,美好回忆,恩爱日新。即便没有一切,只要有爱便足矣。

  6.May the beauty and joy of Christmas remain with you throughout the new year!

  愿圣诞美景与欢乐常伴随你!

  7.Christmas greetings and best wishes!

  致圣诞贺忱与最美好的祝福!

  8.Wishing you every happiness when Christmas is near, and expressing appreciation for your cares and concerns during the year.

  圣诞即将来临,祝你快乐幸福,对你一年来的关心和照顾表示衷心的感谢。

  9.Thinking of you at Christmas with a wish that is warm and sincere. Have a wonderful Christmas and joyous New Year!以真挚热诚的祝福,在圣诞之际思念你。祝圣诞快乐,新年快乐!

  10.Forget, forgive, for who may say that Christmas day may ever come to host or guest again. Touch hands!

  愿知道圣诞节会不断来临的人们,忘却和宽恕以往的一切不快,让我们携手共进吧!

  11.A wish for a truly merry Christmas and may the joy of Christmas linger in your heart all the year!

  圣诞快乐!愿圣诞的喜悦整年萦绕你心间。

  12.Wishing you a blessed Christmas and a New Year filled with happy surprises.

  祝圣诞平安,新年中有意想不到的收获!

  13.With the old wish that is ever new, may the greeting do its share toward making your Christmas a pleasant one.

  老的祝福,却又常新,原此祝福,使你的圣诞更加愉快圆满。

  14.Numerous loving wishes for my wife who will always be my valuable Christmas gift and everything to me.

  无尽的爱恋与祝福,献给我的爱妻,你永远是我珍贵的圣诞礼物和我的一切!

  15.Christmas is the most human and kindly of season, as the month of June with sunshine and the balmy breath of roses.

  圣诞最有人情味,充满仁爱的时节,它如同阳光明媚、玫瑰吐露芬芳的六月。

  16.Wishing you a Christmas of happy time and a New Year of happy days.

  愿圣诞是你快乐的时节,愿新年是你幸福的日子

  17.Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas season.

  愿你拥有圣诞节所有美好的祝福。

  18.Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season.

  祝节日幸福如意。

  19.Hope all your Christmas dreams come true!

  愿你所有的圣诞梦想都成真!

  20.Hope you enjoy the happiness of Christmas and all the trimmings.

  祝你享尽圣诞佳节的快乐和圣诞的礼品。

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